Catching up...

Wow, I have some major catching up to do... so let's start: Horoscope challenge was bizarre and I hated it. Next.

I love the makeover challenges, they really to me show how difficult it can be for these designers to make clothes for the average person. Because, hey, it's not easy. We actually eat dinner and don't spend hundreds of dollars on our hair. And this week was so cute in so many ways, seeing these mothers with their daughters. It's really neat to give these young girls this kind of treatment. I also love them because inevitably there are one or two disasters, and people... this is fucking horrible:

This has to be one of the worst things to walk down the runway in a while. Well, Blayne's S&M meets Rainbow Brite outfit from the horoscope challenge could be worse, but it's hard to tell. Here, the fabric was SO predictable and that patio umbrella shirt fit her horribly. I mean horribly. Take a look:

Oh my god it's so awful!!! This makes me furious the more I think about it. This girl is cute, although she is not a size 2, she has a nice shape and a funky style about her. And now she is pasted all over the internet and on people's TV's as this dumpy, somber girl 100% because of this outfit. Joe did what he wanted and never listened or even apparently looked at her. This is awful and I feel so bad for this poor girl. It's like he found a suit and an old couch in a dumpster behind Kohl's, tore it apart, sewed it poorly back together, and then stuck those red nightmares on her feet. As far as styling goes, it really doesn't get much worse than this.

Jerrell's outfit was fantastic on the other hand. The girl looked great. I do have to say here though he sort of had an unfair advantage. His model was no different than the other ultra-skinny girls he normally dresses. That being said, his jacket was beautiful.

Other notables... how about that bitchy Kenley? Not only did she say she never listens to Tim... she then listened to Tim by cutting that awful toile back on the bottom of her skirt. I was never a huge fan of her style, but in the same vein that Terry ticked me off the other week by being so rude to Keith, Kenley just doesn't fit in as a winner of this show. The sooner she is gone the better. I didn't think Leanne's was really that bad. I kind of liked the dress and although the jacket isn't for everyone, it was kind of neat in its own way. Suede once again tanked. I was a bit unnerved though since it's Week 6 or 7 of this show and Michael Kors JUST noticed Suede talks in the third person? Well, it looks like this week though we will get some true bitchiness from everyone all around. Till then...